“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

(On fishing) “It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”
“I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”
"Strippers do nothing for me… but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace."
  • “The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

  • (On fishing) “It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”

  • “I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”

  • "Strippers do nothing for me… but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace."
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